Conversations With Winnie: Boring Stuff

Screen Shot 2014-04-25 at 1.00.34 PMWinnie: You are doing boring stuff.
Me: No, Winnie. I’m working.
Winnie: boring… stuff…
Me: Well I like doing it.
Winnie: I like chewing stuff and you do not see me doing it all the time.
Me: I am making stuff.
Winnie: So am I.
Me: No Winnie. I paint stuff and you chew on stuff there’s a difference.
Winnie: You have no appreciation for my talents.

Conversations with Winnie: Thieving the warm spot.

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Winnie: This spot is nice and warm.
Me: Winnie, out of my spot in the bed.
Winnie: No. You left, no savzies.
Me: Move.
Winnie: But look how comfortable I am.
Me: You’re totally faking it.
Winnie: No. See? I am snoring too.
Me: Out.
Winnie: Oh, I see… You are not convinced.. Okay… watch this big sigh.
Me: I’m gonna go make coffee.
Winnie: Okay. I’ll keep this spot warm. ..No, wait! I will come with you.