Winnie: This spot is nice and warm.
Me: Winnie, out of my spot in the bed.
Winnie: No. You left, no savzies.
Winnie: But look how comfortable I am.
Me: You’re totally faking it.
Winnie: No. See? I am snoring too.
Winnie: Oh, I see… You are not convinced.. Okay… watch this big sigh.
Me: I’m gonna go make coffee.
Winnie: Okay. I’ll keep this spot warm. ..No, wait! I will come with you.